April Fool's Day.
Thanks, Heather, for letting me weave a web of lies and get you all excited for me only to have me pull the rug out from under you for a good laugh.
A word of advice, my friends. Believe nothing today.
A word of truth, my friends. I am a great fool.
I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries
-Theodore Isaac Rubin